As most of you may know, we live on a twenty acre piece of land in Texas. We call it a ranch, but by Texas standards it is probably not even an average size farm. However, we can call our little piece of heaven whatever we want to, so there. And besides, Song and Dance Ranch sounded a whole lot better than Song and Dance Farm.
As a side note, while we were building our place twenty years ago, we had the fencing and gate installed early on. The gate has letters across the top that spell out “Song & Dance.” During construction, a gentleman drove onto our property uninvited, and asked if this was going to be a dance hall. Actually, the name was chosen because Regina is a dancer and I am a singer.
So, where was I? Oh yes, I remember, I was going to talk about the importance of baling wire, duct tape, and zip ties as they relate to running and maintaining a “ranch.”
This is the wire used in hay balers. You would not believe the complexity and sheer genius of these machines. I owned one several years ago, when I was cutting and baling our own hay. From what I understand, the design of these have not changed since the early 1900’s. They are designed to scoop up the hay from piles called windrows, cut the stems to a certain length, compress the hay, and tie it securely with wire. The hay bales are then dumped on the ground for collection.
Unfortunately, most balers these days use twine instead of wire. That makes the acquisition of baling wire more difficult. We still have some left, but our supply is dwindling. I may be forced to buy a roll, just to have the wire when needed. This wire is invaluable for many applications, mostly those requiring a strong, permanent connection. These situations occur more often than you city folks could ever imagine.
I don’t know if you are aware of the fact that there are hundreds of books regarding the use of duct tape, but you might want to check it out. My ex-father-in-law (he is deceased) was a firm believer in the universal benefits of duct tape, but many of his uses were ineffective, and due to some need for repair he, himself, had created. Many people refer to this product as “duck tape,” but it is not intended to fix ducks, it is intended to be used on air ducts.
But I would like to introduce you to my personal replacement for duct tape – GORILLA TAPE. Although it is similar to duct tape, the difference between duct tape and GORILLA TAPE is like the difference between me and the strongest man in the world. I caution you, do not put this on something you want to open anytime soon. This stuff does not want to let go. And it has a multitude of uses around the “ranch.”
These are sold under the name, “cable ties,” but to me they are “zip ties.” The reason I call them zip ties is simple, they make a zipping sound when they are connected. These are not as permanent a connector as baling wire, but are equal to gorilla tape in holding ability. The reason I use these frequently is that they are quick to apply, and quick to release (with a wire cutter.)
You may be asking yourself, “Why did he decide to talk about such mundane items during a time when we should all be thinking about restructuring and redefining our lives for the new year?” Well, the answer is simple. Life goes on. I was out on the fence of our property removing the lights that had illuminated the Winter Solstice season, all of which were attached to the fence with zip ties.
There are recurring cycles. Today may be just another day, but it is a part of the cycle of life. And there will always be “things” that need repairing, attaching, releasing, connecting, and taping together. We should be thankful that we have baling wire, duct tape (gorilla tape), and zip ties to get us through this life. I know I am.